IT IS THE DAY IN WHICH YOU BOW DOWN TO MY GRANDMA

Today is new years and my grandma's birthday. In hour of all the final fantasy i've been playing, we went to eat at the quest. I had a hamburger. My uncle is there, there is a short story inside of him in the least. My dad is moby dick, though. It is also louisa's bday today. Happy Birthday.

My house smells like vomit still, thank you sister and your uglyass friends.

I could not internet last night because people were fucking my the computer. I fucked in my room. My right hand. I was thinking about lesbian sex. With hot lesbians, not the ones fucking in my house (and they might have been guys, I only saw hairy breasts). Making fuck i tell ya what.

My sleep schedule is like 2pm to 10pm.

I would like to thank the one person who called me to wish me a happy new year, of course i was with most of my friends already but that never happens or never has happened so yeah i doubt you remember but it's cool.

Dave made a best cds of 2005. Here are some of mine in no order:

Doppelgaenger--the fall of the shit
live 6 song radio session--mt st helens
terrorhawk--bear vs shark (rip)
love in the fascist brothel--the plot to blow up sexiness
You know i think i only ever beat one RPG and it was the mario rpg game for snes.
the mechanical hand--HORSE the fuck
SPACE FOUND!--Missing Score (seriously, this is some good shit, buy one, use it as a coaster.)
heartbleeps--the mae shi writes really short songs
that thunderbirds are now! cd i think it's hottt with three t's!

I have a picture of me in a DEVO suit. But none of you can see it, awwwwwwwwwww.
Darrin is not only a faggot, he has a big nose, and not only does he have a big nose, but he is also a faggot. Thank you, and Good Night.


(Dan, we're out of squeeze cheeze.)